"OK..Explain this to me. these two kids go to a program that is under investigation by the NCAA, has a questionable coach and is stuck in a football conference. I hear the distinct sound of the cash register in the background. Ca-Ching! Bello and…"
Bill D. Goat was born on a goat farm some 28 years ago. He attended the prestigeous Academy for Goats and was selected to be the Naval Academy football team mascot in 2000. Unfortunately, the midshipmen thought Bill was in one of the World Trade Center Towers on 9/11/01 and he was replaced after 1 season as mascot.
(He was actually in Europe hiking the Alps.) He does receive a full pension as a retired military employee, though and has a letter of apology for the misunderstanding from George W. Bush. Bill spends his days now on Drunken Amish Farm..
He is an avid UofL fan and has made numerous promotional appearances for the Rowing and Volleyball Cards. Bill was one of the stock goats in the vacant lot next to Silky O' Sullivan's bar in Memphis until 2006, when several UofL fans kidnapped him and brought him to Louisville
Bill lists Vishnu and Col. Sherman Potter as his heroes and likes to hang out with sheep and hiristute women in his spare time.
He also serves on Richie Farmer's committee for the Advancement of Goats in Kentucky Sports.
Welcome Billy. Glad to have you on board. feel free to use the site as you see fit. Please don't hesitate to eat any trash you see left lying around. If Paul has mislead you into believing you have a chance on the cornhole boards I'm afraid he has been very unkind to you. For that I apologize. With that being said I do welcome all challengers just don't let anyone on here give you any false hopes. looking forward to meeting you one day.
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